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You Can't Polish A Nerd Tote Bag

£6.28 £9.42

Our new show in tote bag form, for your convenience! Stating the obvious take-away - that You CAN'T Polish A Nerd - but that you can offer a handy carrying receptacle to one if you buy it here first.

Printed with a golden yellow design on black canvas using environmentally friendly inks on organic, sustainable, fairtrade cotton bags by Rapanui.

You can also add the whole of You Can't Polish A Nerd to your basket as a DVD, download or floppy disk over here, along with tees, pin badges, notebooks and fridge magnets from the show.