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"I Ate All The Pies" T-Shirt

NEVER SOLD OUT! Click here to get one printed just for you by Teemill, in a full range of sizes and colours - and as a tote bag.

This mathematically accurate t-shirt almost featured in our "You Can't Polish A Nerd" show last year. For reasons that this margin is too narrow to contain, Steve's whole pie-eating section was cut from the final tour and DVD recording. But you can still enjoy a t-shirt that will make you feel delicious every time you wear it. 

ALSO: Get your copy of the full version of "You Can't Polish A Nerd" on DVD, download and special edition Download Giftpack today.