THE SPOKEN NERD SHOP IS OPEN FOR DOWNLOADS AND PRINT-ON-DEMAND T-SHIRTS ONLY UK residents have been asked by the government to stay in their homes because of COVID-19. All downloads and t-shirts will be sent automatically, but we won't be able to fulfill any other physical orders until the curfew is lifted. Sorry for the inconvenience.
You Can't Polish A Nerd T-Shirts
If owning our new show on DVD, download or floppy disk is not enough, we have a solution. Order a matching t-shirt too, in one of three exclusive designs!
1. IMPOSSIBLE STREET SIGNS - red
Inspired by Matt's campaign to change the stadium symbol on UK road signage into a football that is actually geometrically possible (in our universe, at least...) this is your chance to become an activist in your own home through the medium of branded apparel.
2. NOT THAT COLD - blue
In "You Can't Polish A Nerd", Steve creates the ultimate rebuttal to less-than-accurate kids books. This t-shirt is a clarion call to fact-checkers everywhere. It also becomes extra-hilarious once you've seen that part of the show.
3. CONTAINS BANANAS - black
Bananas are a great source of potassium, but all of the naturally occurring potassium on earth is ever so slightly radioactive. Which means the humble yellow fruit can be used as a simple measure of radiation dose. It's called the Banana Equivalent Dose. Helen has a song about it in our new show, and you can own the t-shirt too.
Looking for other nerdy t-shirts? Click here for apparel to accompany Just For Graphs, Full Frontal Nerdity and An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Want to watch You Can't Polish A Nerd? Click here to get it on DVD, download and floppy disk from just £π (£3.14)