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PRE-ORDER: You Can't Polish A Nerd T-Shirts

£15.71

If owning our new show on DVD, download or floppy disk is not enough, we have a solution. Order a matching t-shirt too, in one of three exclusive designs! 

1. IMPOSSIBLE STREET SIGNS - red

Inspired by Matt's campaign to change the stadium symbol on UK road signage into a football that is actually geometrically possible (in our universe, at least...) this is your chance to become an activist in your own home through the medium of branded apparel.

2. NOT THAT COLD - blue

In "You Can't Polish A Nerd", Steve creates the ultimate rebuttal to less-than-accurate kids books. This t-shirt is a clarion call to fact-checkers everywhere. It also becomes extra-hilarious once you've seen the show.

3. CONTAINS BANANAS - black

Bananas are a great source of potassium, but all of the naturally occurring potassium on earth is ever so slightly radioactive. Which means the humble yellow fruit can be used as a simple measure of radiation dose. It's called the Banana Equivalent Dose, and Helen has a song about it in our new show.

All three designs are available in Unisex (sometimes called Mens) and Fitted (traditionally called Ladies) shapes. They're printed using environmentally friendly inks on organic, sustainable, fairtrade cotton t-shirts by Rapanui. Because they're great quality and ethically produced, they cost a little higher more your average disposable garment. But you'll understand that it's worth the extra pennies when you put it on for the first time, and again and again after washing and wearing it many times.

Looking for other nerdy t-shirts? Click here for apparel to accompany Just For GraphsFull Frontal Nerdity and An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail 

Want to watch You Can't Polish A NerdClick here to get it on DVD, download and floppy disk from just £π (£3.14)