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You Can't Polish A Nerd tour merch

£3.14 £6.28

Introducing our "You Can't Polish A Nerd" tour merch, with all your favourite quotes from the show!

Pop the magnets on your fridge or microwave to furnish your kitchen laboratory. Wear the set of 4 pin badges to show your nerdity to the world. Use the notebook for your musings on whether you can Polish a Nerd... or not? It's your choice. We're not the boss of you. 

For just £π (£3.14) either a notebook, a set of 4 badges or one of four unique magnet designs can be yours.

Don't forget to order your own copy of the show to go with it!

Pin badges 25mm diameter. Fridge magnets 58mm diameter. A5 Notebook with 48 pages of lined paper is printed on recycled card and paper in the UK.