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Or the tote bag. Or a hoodie, it’s up to you. Or pick any other Spoken Nerd design printed to your own specifications, at our print-on-demand Teemill store!

They’re all printed on ethically sourced fabric with low environmental impact inks. Even the packaging is made of paper, and every t-shirt has a return address on the label so you can send it back to be turned into more t-shirts in the future. T-shirt recursion! What’s not to love?

ALSO: Grab your copy of our latest show "You Can't Polish A Nerd" on DVD, download and floppy disk here.