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You Can't Polish A Nerd T-Shirts

NEVER SOLD OUT! Print on demand from Teemill and get all these designs in a range of colours and shapes - plus tote bags, vests, hoodies and children's sizes. Click here for more.

If owning our new show on DVD, download or floppy disk is not enough, we have a solution. Order a matching t-shirt too, in one of three exclusive designs! 

1. SAY NO TO MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE STREET SIGNS - red

Inspired by Matt's campaign to change the stadium symbol on UK road signage into a football that is actually geometrically possible (in our universe, at least...) this is your chance to become an activist in your own home through the medium of branded apparel.

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2. WE'RE ALL OUTSIDE AN AEROPLANE NOW AND IT'S NOT THAT COLD - blue

In "You Can't Polish A Nerd", Steve creates the ultimate rebuttal to less-than-accurate kids books. This t-shirt is a clarion call to fact-checkers everywhere. It also becomes extra-hilarious once you've seen that part of the show.

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3. WARNING: CONTAINS BANANAS - black

Bananas are a great source of potassium, but all of the naturally occurring potassium on earth is ever so slightly radioactive. Which means the humble yellow fruit can be used as a simple measure of radiation dose. It's called the Banana Equivalent Dose. Helen has a song about it in our new show, and you can own the t-shirt too.

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Looking for other nerdy t-shirts? Click here for apparel to accompany Just For GraphsFull Frontal Nerdity and An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail 

Want to watch You Can't Polish A NerdClick here to get it on DVD, download and floppy disk from just £π (£3.14)