THE SPOKEN NERD SHOP IS OPEN FOR DOWNLOADS AND PRINT-ON-DEMAND T-SHIRTS ONLY UK residents have been asked by the government to stay in their homes because of COVID-19. All downloads and t-shirts will be sent automatically, but we won't be able to fulfill any other physical orders until the curfew is lifted. Sorry for the inconvenience.
You Can't Polish A Nerd Tote Bag
Our new show in tote bag form, for your convenience! Stating the obvious take-away - that You CAN'T Polish A Nerd - but that you can offer a handy carrying receptacle to one if you buy it here first.
Printed with a golden yellow design on black canvas using environmentally friendly inks on organic, sustainable, fairtrade cotton bags by Rapanui.
You can also add the whole of You Can't Polish A Nerd to your basket as a DVD, download or floppy disk over here, along with tees, pin badges, notebooks and fridge magnets from the show.