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Pre-order "You Can't Polish A Nerd" - with free download!

£9.00

Since their last UK tour, experiments maestro Steve Mould, geek songstress Helen Arney and stand-up mathematician Matt Parker have featured on BB2’s QI, created a genuinely “experimental” comedy show for BBC Radio 4 and played the Hammersmith Apollo with Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox.

Now the Spoken Nerds are recording their latest tour show over two nights in London - and you can own the results. Be one of the first to get your hands on You Can't Polish A Nerd as they put the “oooh” into zoology, the “fun” into fundamental theorem of calculus and the “recursion” into recursion in the ultimate show for nerds and non-nerds.

To reserve your copy, click "Pre-Order Now" and you'll be taken to our specialist pre-order shop Celery. You won't be add anything else from the Spoken Nerd shop to your basket at the same time, but on the plus side your card won't be charged until your DVD of download pack is shipped later this year.

WHAT DO I GET WITH THE DVD? 

Order the Limited Edition and you'll get the show, as many extras as we can cram onto the same disc, a booklet full of bonus nerdity and a special extra cover to match our previous two DVD releases. We're only making 500 of these, so once they are gone they really are gone. The Regular Edition has all the same stuff inside but doesn't have the exclusive cover. Both versions come with a free download of the show, and are signed by all three Nerds.

BUT I DON'T HAVE A DVD PLAYER!

No worries! You can pre-order You Can't Polish A Nerd as a luxury download gift pack. This is a special edition of DVD booklet with a code printed inside. The code can be redeemed for a free HD download of the show and all extras. You'll also be emailed a second download code, making this the perfect gift for DVD-free friends or family - and yourself. The pack comes in a snazzy plastic slip cover and is signed by all three Nerds. 

I JUST WANT THE DOWNLOAD AND NOTHING ELSE

Easy - you just need to wait until the show is released and get the show from the Spoken Nerd shop, iTunes, Google Play, Amazon Video or Microsoft Store. Join our mailing list here to get a reminder.

WILL I BE ABLE TO PLAY THE DVD IN MY COUNTRY?

This DVD is not region locked, but it is in PAL format. It will work on most modern DVD players and laptops, but we cannot guarantee this (especially in North America where NTSC reigns supreme!) so please check your system before ordering. 

CAN I COME TO THE RECORDINGS?

Absolutely! They're on 27th and 28th June 2018 at the beautiful Arts Depot venue in North London. Tickets are available here.